经典幽默故事选粹

3 (p1): 童心快语
3 (p1-1): Want to Trade？(咱们换换吧？)
4 (p1-2): Go Through Red Lights(闯红灯)
5 (p1-3): A Small Boy and a Donkey(小男孩与驴子)
5 (p1-4): Treat(款待)
7 (p1-5): First Day of School(上学第一天)
8 (p1-6): Good News and Bad News(好消息与坏消息)
9 (p1-7): Pajamas(睡衣)
10 (p1-8): Anything(什么都行)
11 (p1-9): Personal Hero(心目中的英雄)
11 (p1-10): Singing Autography(签名)
13 (p1-11): Keep the Change(不用找了)
14 (p1-12): Driving Test(驾驶考试)
14 (p1-13): What s the Matter？(怎么啦？)
15 (p1-14): Girl s Name(女孩的名字)
16 (p1-15): The Toast Is Burned(面包烤焦了)
17 (p1-16): Contest(评选)
18 (p1-17): Johnny Saved a Boy(约翰尼勇救落水儿童)
19 (p1-18): Be？ime Prayers(睡前祷告词)
20 (p1-19): That s Why(原来如此)
21 (p1-20): I m Glad(我很高兴)
22 (p1-21): I Don t Feel Like Getting into an Argument(我不想争论)
23 (p1-22): 4-4=？(四减四等于几？)
24 (p1-23): This Isn t My List(这不是我列的单子)
25 (p1-24): Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate？(有人要干净盘子吗？)
26 (p1-25): Hair and Beard(头发与胡子)
27 (p1-26): A Problem in Arithmetic(一个数学问题)
29 (p1-27): Unneecssary(多此一举)
30 (p1-28): Lucky Mother(幸运的母亲)
32 (p1-29): Clever Boy(聪明的男孩)
33 (p1-30): A Little Boy Called Johnny(一个男孩名叫约翰尼)
35 (p1-31): A Good Boy(好孩子)
36 (p1-32): A Contest of Lying(赛说谎)
37 (p1-33): Father s Things(父亲的东西)
39 (p1-34): On Miracle(论奇迹)
40 (p1-35): My Daddy Said IT(我爸说的)
41 (p1-36): Eacts of Life(生命知识)
42 (p1-37): A Baby Sister(小妹妹)
43 (p1-38): A Silly Rabbit(愚蠢的兔子)
44 (p1-39): Imitation(模仿)
45 (p1-40): Who Should Be Given the Gift(礼物该给谁)
45 (p1-41): Like My Father s(跟父亲的一样)
47 (p1-42): They Don t Have a Union(他们没有工会)
47 (p1-43): He Hit Me(他打我)
49 (p1-44): To Stop Two Boys from Fighting(制止两个男孩打架)
50 (p1-45): A Telephone Call(一个电话)
52 (p1-46): Privacy(隐私)
53 (p1-47): Persistent(缠住不放)
53 (p1-48): Laugh or Cry(啼笑皆非)
54 (p1-49): A Capable Mother(能干的母亲)
56 (p1-50): I m Trying to Stop IT(我要把它堵在里面)
56 (p1-51): I Didn t Notice It(我没看到它)
57 (p1-52): Two Pounds of Plums(两磅李子)
57 (p1-53): I Taught the Teacher(我教老师)
61 (p2): 校园喜剧
61 (p2-1): Flunking Math(数学没及格)
62 (p2-2): Wrong Places(地方不对)
63 (p2-3): No Way(没门儿)
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